Category: Things I’ve Written For Brandish (page 2 of 2)

The Fuego grill – it's like a kitchen, only outdoors

Me man. Me like meat. Me like meat cooked outdoors. Me cannot afford one of these beasts 🙁

World Beard & Moustache Championships 2007

I didn’t even qualify for the qualifying round 🙁 But for those hirsute enough, there are a LOT of ‘tache-related websites out there.

Ring – the six o'clock alarm will no longer ring, it will buzz

An alarm clock you wear on your finger and which doesn’t pipe inane banter into your ears first thing in the morning.

Lost's Matthew Fox is the tear-free face of L'Oreal Men Expert

One of the commenters on this post had the GALL to claim that I’m paid less than TV superstar Matthew Fox. Like, as if.

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